| She named her son after the hot guy on "Lost." |
Her son knows the difference between a pygmy marmoset and a chinchilla, but cannot use the toilet. |
She loves dressing up for Halloween. |
| She spends more money on shoes than clothes. And yet spends most of the day barefoot. |
| She thinks eggs cooked by other people always taste better than eggs you cook yourself. |
When she gets ready in the morning, she sometimes sings the Muppet Show theme. |
OK, she actually always sings the Muppet Show theme in the morning. |
| She barely ever remembers to feed her imaginary pony. |
She has a bald spot. Shh! Don't tell. |
| She unbiasedly thinks her kids are hands down the most beautiful kids on the planet. |
She is addicted to text messaging. |
She wishes there was a way to be a mom and have a career that didn't leave her feeling like she's failing at both. |
| She would give anything to be 2 sizes thinner. |
She thinks really cold weather should be outlawed. |
| She doesn't really like the art in all of her books. |
She feels that truffle butter makes everything better. |
If a drink is pink and ends in 'tini' she most certainly will need two. |
| She believes you can never have enough cheese on a pizza. |
If she had one superpower, it would be mind-reading. Or the ability to own any pair of shoes at will. One of those two. |
| She thinks the best part of sleeping next to her children is how she can use them to warm up her feet. |
Her feet are always cold. Always. |
| She loves Mounds bars. |
She scours the internet for printable coupons. |
She thinks her fingers are a bit on the stubby side. |
| She believes that love heals all. |
She is very jealous of people who are naturally graceful. |
| She loses at least one earring a week. |
She spends more time on making her eyebrows look good than on making sure her clothes match. |
She is nowhere near as funny as she thinks she is. |
| She was once almost attacked by a barracuda. |
Without GPS, she would be unable to leave her hometown. |
| She never finishes a can of soda. |
She doesn't know how to cook any Indian food. |
She'd rather wear sandals than closed-toe shoes. Even in the snow. |