| She has never eaten a real New York City street hot dog. |
Her right ring toe is shorter than her left ring toe. |
She covers her gray hair with mascara. Waterproof, of course. |
| At any time, she'd rather be in Paris than anywhere else on earth. |
| She had her ears pierced at 6 months old. Her aunt did the job with a sewing needle. |
She is terrified of spiders (eight legs are so much more creepy than six). |
If she walks by a hole, she has to look in. She's never been able to pass a hole without sneaking a peek. |
| Sometimes, when her laptop isn't working, she threatens it by playing Hannah Montana. |
She secretly sings along to Hannah Montana. |
| She thinks that some babies are just ugly. |
She has performed brain surgery on rats. |
She wishes she had written the theme song to Perry the Platypus. |
| She would give anything to be 5 inches taller. |
She throws like a girl. |
| She's allergic to shrimp. And housework. |
She has never found Sam Kinison funny. |
She has ugly feet. |
| She doesn't like petting zoos. Not even a little bit. |
She's never touched a real, live pig. Her attraction to them is theoretical only. |
| She has two pillows from when she was 3 that she needs in order to sleep. |
She steals those pillows from her son if he ever falls asleep with them. |
| She loves pink. |
She has over 200 tubes of lipstick. |
She thinks her nose looks smaller from the right than from the left. |
| She believes in fairies. |
She doesn't wear shoes in the house. |
| Her clothes are organized in her closet by color. |
She often weighs the pros and cons of different superpowers. |
She cannot keep a secret. Unless it is really important. Then, maybe. |
| Once, she accidentally lit a mouse on fire. |
She's chopped the head off a chicken. |
| She never closes cabinet doors. |
She doesn't know how to swim, and yet owns seven bathing suits. |
She'd rather wear high heels than sneakers. Even to the gym. |